I'm going to the bathroom the other day and I look down at my tampon (still in the wrapper) and it says "Go for it!" Every month it seems like they change the damn tampon packaging and I can never find the ones I like best. This month I had tried some new "sport" tampons, which means they're basically the same but with different wrappers.... inspiration wrappers apparently. During the following days, I began to pay closer attention to the phrases, one of my other favorites being "You can do it!"
I just don't understand why someone in their marketing department thought, "Hey, let's put motivational phrases on their tampons! That way, when the girl is tired and takes a bathroom break, we can encourage her to keep going!" I mean seriously, who would think of that? If this is going to become the new fad I want to see comedy tampons, with lewd jokes on the wrappers, or maybe devotional tampons with bible verses on them.
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4 comments:
Tampons with period jokes, definitely. Or jokes about how men suck. Or pictures of children doing horrible things with the tagline "Aren't you glad you're on your period?"
Hahahah yes! I love it!
How about fortune cookie tampons.
"You will receive an unexpected visitor."
Lol, "death and misfortune will soon come your way" Man if I saw that on my tampon, I'd kill myself!
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